Calling all Nerds! Calling all Nerds!

I am not knocking Nerds, by calling them Nerds. I love all of God's creatures, but I will give a very lucky Nerd a lap dance if one of them could invent a........ Laundry Robot! Please! Please! Please! I am telling you that my latest and greatest enemy is our laundry hamper. If I had the means to have new clothes delivered to my house everyday, I would throw dirty clothes in the trash daily, actually I'd even recycle it (it'd be dirty, but usable). So back to my plea, if you know of someone who is into inventions, tell him or her to make me my Laundry Robot......