OMG! I AM OFFICIALLY A COUGAR!

I was out of town for a wedding this weekend and I wish I could tell you that some little Abercrombie model hit on me, but I must confess he was a little geek. Think geeky, Anthony Michael Hall in Sixteen Candles. It was the last song of the night and me, my sister,and my sister-in-law were standing there, and bless his little geeky heart, he asked, in his drunken state, "Any of you want to dance?",so I felt bad and said okay. As we danced he asked, what we were doing afterward and if I knew how to two-step. Two-step, WTF? I wanted to laugh so hard, but I maintained my cool, until I saw his BRACES. A mouth full of clear (actually yellow) upper and lower braces. I laughed and when the song was over I realized, I had my first Cougar moment.

Best reason to stay up late!!!

She is so damn funny. Enjoy her and her little nugget @ 11:30 PM on E!. You will love her lingo like, my personal favorite,"SUCK IT HARD"... HA.

When we grow up, do we owe our parents anything?

I know that lately I have been having issues with my parents, actually just my mom, and the more I over analyze it the worse I seem to get. But, I really am starting to feel like she feels that I owe her something. Not money,not time, not even respect, I can't put my finger on it, but I feel like its something. And quite frankly, it bugs the shit out of me. I was talking it over with a friend of mine and she feels the same way about her mom. An example would be, how she wants to come over all of the time, at her convenience. When she asks and I say no,she gets mad,but when I feel bad for saying no all the time and say yes she says little things to my two year old, like "poor thing needs to be around more people besides mommy". Hello, I can hear you... I feel like she thinks that I owe her open access to my adult life, as if I were still living under her roof. Does this make sense? I am trying so hard to remember all of these little things that drive me nuts as an adult,so I don't follow the same path and it really scares me that I will ultimately end up just like her. To make me feel better, does anyone know what I am talking about? When we move out, start our own lives, pay our own bills, and turn in our old key, do we need to clear out our tabs before we spread our wings?

I have turned to mush!

Last night,after a fun early night out with the girls, I came home and found myself watching the Olympics. I tuned in at just the right time because it was almost time to see our little sweetie, Michael Phelps, compete. They did a little background on him and interviewed his mom and she was so proud. As I continued to watch the event, I got a little choked up when he won the gold. I am not a mushy person at all. I didn't cry when we got engaged, when we got married, or even when I had our son, but there was something about this Michael Phelps thing that really got to me. I thought it about it for a minute and realized that the reason why I am so mushy is because of my own little monster. My son might drive me crazy, but I know that one day he is going to work hard for something and I can't wait until I have my moment, like Mrs. Phelps did, when all of his hard work pays off for him. Even President Bush and his family looked like crazy family members rooting for our boy Phelps, it was really great.I hope that my mushiness isn't contagious, I probably caught it from one the moms I went out with yesterday. Gee thanks!

MY NEW ANTHEM (Actually just the title.)

...I believe that the world should revolve around me......(You go little Jackie)...

Does anyone stay up late like a teenager?

The answer is..... Yes, ME!!!!!
Lately, my husband and I have been staying up late like kids do at pajama parties. All week I've been wondering why I the hell I have to stay up and and get my fix of mindless TV, like its crack. And my friends, the answer is so simple. I stay up so late, as it was pointed out by a friend, because after my son goes to sleep the only "me" time I am guaranteed is after 8:30 and I want it to last as long as I can. Because the minute I fall asleep, tomorrow rears it ugly head and its back to reality. Back to my version of Groundhog Day. I love my son so much and his little voice is so cute in the morning when he shouts "Morning Mommy" and if my husbands not home he says "Daddy at work". But, mommies you know that every now and then it is so nice to imagine what it would be like to have nothing to do when you wake up, except watch The Price Is Right in your jammies at 10:30 AM all by your lonesome. Anyway, I will try to go to bed earlier, but I am so afraid to miss my late night line-up of: E!News, Chelsea Lately (My ABSOLUTE FAVORITE), and Sex and the City reruns on TBS. Come to think of it, I'm not going to change a damn thing. Good Night.

Most Convincing reason to have another baby!

The light was shed on me. Oh thank you wise one who asked me today, "You know how your son is up your ass all day long?". I said, "yes". She said, "if you have another one they will be up each others asses all day long". Who knew that it was so simple? She said that they kind of cancel each other out. And that my friends hasn't convinced me to give in, but it is the best reason I have ever heard. Honest and to the point. ** Another great reason for #2: They can take each other to parties, school, or, like the Kardashians, to jail..( I'd do it for my brother and sister, hopefully everyone would.)