How do you define this picture?

I think it would be safe to say that Hill is el numero uno "Snotty Mom". However, I could be wrong.

Josh Brolin as G.W.Bush- Isn't he a Goonie?

I was reading up on Hollywood stuff and saw that Oliver Stone will have Josh Brolin as G.W. Bush in the movie 'Bush'. Who would've thought that Brandon Walsh would one day be the president? Maybe Mikey, Chunk, Mouth and Sloth could be in his cabinet. And of course Data would be VP. Maybe it will be a spoof. HA!

What is up with YOUNG Hollywood?

Geeze, another youngster gone, by way of DRUGS. Save your "it was an accident" BULL, too.(FYI: Pills don't just end up in your mouth and get swallowed.) If you happen to be a martian, I am talking about 2 year old Matilda's dad, Heath Ledger. That's right people, he was a dad. Just like Britney Spears is a mom, who does drugs, I guess being a celebrity makes it ok to split, or go NUTS, whenever you want because someone else will always be there for "YOUR" kids. It make me so mad that there are so many women and men out there who do everything that they can to have a baby or adopt a baby and their prayers aren't being answered. But, then you have these selfish, self-righteous billionaire maniacs who create beautiful little people and instead of spending time with them or figuring out ways to see them, they abandon them. They would rather see their drug dealers, oh I meant their doctors who prescribe their meds, (they always prescribed) than their kids. Shame on young Hollywood. It is not the paparazzi's fault, or the public who buys the magazines. Each celebrity must take responsibility for their actions. The paparazzi does NOT light the crack pipes, lay out the coke or tear off the labels from your pill bottles(to make you guess what the dosage is). So, leave all of the excuses at the front door. And take responsibility for YOUR actions. If you think your life is so F'ed up and the only way to get through it is to pop pills, snort coke, or shoot up, YOU DON'T DESERVE KIDS and your kids didn't ask for you, either. I normally don't speak for people, but on behalf of moms everywhere, snotty ones, too, try walking in our shoes for one minute and you will see ,what you may consider, an F'ed up life (most of us don't have nannies, assistants, masseuses). If moms reacted to life the way some celebrities do, we would all be crackheads.

Can't wait until Sex And The City hits the BIG (no pun intended) Screen.

Attention:
All Sweet and Sexy Moms and Snotty Moms,too.

Mark your calendars for a well-deserved Girls Night Out.

When? May 30th,2008. (Get your sitters booked and a DD lined up.)

For What? Sex and the City will hit the big screen.

So make it a big deal for yourself. No kids, husbands or EXCUSES. Dust off your Manolos, actually scratch that, go buy yourself something NEW and flattering and who gives a damn if it is on sale. Wear your hair down, get it cut and colored that day, if you want. Please feel beautiful on this great occasion.

Dedicate this night and raise your Cosmos to all of the moms out there , who remember their Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, or Miranda days and chose to bury them in the past. Too bad for them, but more drinks and laughs for you.

Top 5 Things to do When the Warden is Out of Town

OK, so my dear husband is really a good guy, but I like to call him the warden just for kicks. (Not for any kinky reasons either, pervs.) Anyway, when the warden is away, my top 5 things to do are:

1. Clean- I know, your thinking, what the hell is a princess doing cleaning. But, I will have to confess that when he is gone, it's amazing how clean my house can get and how long it can stay clean. It's a mystery how a handsome clean cut guy can be so messy.

2.Talk on the phone past 9pm- I know I am not a teenager, but its nice to gossip with your girlfriends after the warden's bedtime. For some reason, men think that we sit around all day gossiping and we couldn't possibly have anymore to talk about in the evenings, well they are so wrong.

3.Watch chick flicks- I know all of the lines to Clueless, Mean Girls, Bring It On, etc. Why? Because I can. When he is home, I guess I compromise my remote and end up watching something that we both might like. Gee, I am so nice.

4.Eat cereal for dinner-No wonder my house stays clean, I don't cook. Except for my son and he loves easy things.

5.Shop-Lord, there is nothing like shopping for nothing and coming home, actually bringing it inside (not hiding it in the trunk until he's not looking)and admiring it without the extra set of eyes asking "who's that for?' or"what is that?"

So everyone that is My Top 5 Things to Do When the Warden is Out of Town.

Who else thinks that Baby doll style tops are AWFUL?

So I was shopping the other day, like a good stay at home mom does, (HA!), and was looking for a shirt to wear with jeans, that wasn't a black long sleeve tee, and what did I notice? Everything looked like maternity wear from the 60's. Please, I pray to the fashion gods, like Ralph Lauren, GAP, and Target, please stop all production of these AWFUL baby doll style tops! They are not cool or flattering. And I don't care who you are, no one should wear these. They make single women look preggers, robust women look more robust and beautiful pregnant women look chunky. We are not all supermodels, but we aren't Ugly Betty's either, so please stop wearing these shirts and start accentuating your curves, tastefully, with snugger shirts that hug your body not hide your body.

Admission of my Gulity Pleasures.

So as a mom, time is precious. The best part of my day is 8 pm (bedtime). Last night was awesome. It started with the Amazing Race (Go T.K. And Rachel),followed by the Golden Globe Press Conference (liked that it was an hour, hated no Red Carpet or speeches.)(FYI: No Country for Old Men is a must see.), then at 11 pm I stumbled upon Rock of Love II w/ Brett Michaels on VH1. Reality TV is my guiltiest pleasure and if you like trainwreck TV, please watch Rock of Love II,you will not be sorry. Skip the Scott Baio show it isn't good ( it sucks). Before I had baby, I used to watch TV, but now I feel like I am one with the damn thing. Who knew that all of my parents money, that was spent on education, would turn me into a moron with a remote? It is fun though, and I know that I am not alone I know alot of my fellow "non-Snotty"moms watch the same things and it makes excellent conversation because it gives us an outlet to talk about things other than the kids. Guilty Pleasures ROCK!!!!

Welcome to my Blog

This is my very first BLOG attempt. And in case you are wondering, I am not a snotty mom. However, as a 20 month old's mom, I can confirm that 1 out of 10 new moms are what I like to call "snotty moms". You know what I am talking about,those moms who "know" that their child is so beyond the rest of the "common kids", that they truly believe that their little one is, not only, baby GAP's next top model, but Jeopardy's next champion. All the while, their little savants, at two years old, are sucking on their pacifiers while reading Latin and playing the cello. These "snotty moms" are everywhere. Don't let them bother you. And don't think that "snotty moms" have a certain look either. They don't all wear the same clothes, typical mom uniform (dark solid knit shirt, dark blue jeans, with little low profile New Balances.), they do , however, have the same old story that their child "never did that" or "doesn't say that". Unlike the "snotty girls "in high school, these women are not always pretty, they are just bitter and their husbands arm them with credit cards, probably to shut them up. Just so you know, I am having fun sorting out these women amongst my son's social circle and so far so good, we are "snotty free". Do not think that you have to befriend every mom out there, keep your circle clear of "snotty moms", because unfortunately "snotty kids" aren't too far away.