My Mother's Day Wish

My Mother's Day wish is for a day off. No friggin' kid choppin' at my ankles. No bananas to peel. No boo-boos to kiss. No MELTDOWNS. No "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy". No dirty diapers. No Good Night Moon. No PBS Kids. No bathtime. No cutting up food into tiny pieces. No watching my mouth. No waking up early. (the list is endless)

This is what I want for Mother's Day. NOT A DAMN THING. LEAVE ME ALONE FOR 24 HOURS STRAIGHT!!!! (How cheap is this gift? Its FREE)

Motherhood is 24/7 of non-stop work and all we get is one day of recognition. Puh-leese.

In honor of Mother's Day, I say we all sit back and do NOTHING.

Happy Mother's day to all the moms out there,snotty ones,too....