Check it out Ladies.

I was around some fellow moms this weekend and let me tell you something. We all need to watch what we wear. If you are a new mom, check this out. Now you might want to sit down for this. After you have a baby and lets just say you breastfeed, too, your breasts are never going to be the same again. They will shrink and look kind of shriveled. That is the ugly truth. However, with the right bra, right shirts,and right posture, or right surgeon, your knockers will be okay. This weekend though, a "Wannabe" Snotty Mom* had her stretch marked breasts hanging out of the wrong kind of shirt and it alarmed me to think that maybe she has no clue that her breasts aren't who they used to be. So please ladies let's help each other and give each other a signal when the ta-ta's need to be covered. But since the poor soul was a "Wannabe" Snotty Mom, I didn't say a word. I held my tongue. I just let her shriveled up, stretch marked boobies hang out like old water balloons, just because she was who she was.

*"Wannabe" Snotty Mom- a mom who tries to act like she's got it all: the cash,the house, the genius children, but the fact is she doesn't have Shit.